From my ornery side:
“As I lie here in my bed, thoughts of you fill my head.
As I sit upon the toilet your the shit I think about.
As I step in gum all over my shoe, I get flooded with thoughts of how sticky I want to make you.
As I take my dogs for a walk I think I only truly want one bitch and that’s you.
As I take a shower, your in my mind and suddenly it’s been an hour 😉
As I stand in line to buy groceries, it’s you I want to consume like pastries.
As I set the table I don’t want dinner, I want you as my dessert, come on baby make me a sinner.
As I am filled with these thoughts that seems to much, I just wanted to make your little heart blush.”
by Ryan L. Rinehart